What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force