What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.