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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military