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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.