Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.