Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What do baby parabola drink?

Their Quadratic Formula!

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving