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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking?

It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

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What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

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Why shouldn't you drink at a math party?

Because you shouldn't drink and derive.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.