Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

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How did The Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.