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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

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What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.