Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

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Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.