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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.