Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!