Because they don't like to drink and derive.
A tea-shirt.
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Because he liked to meddle.
They both like to root around in your cellar
Because you shouldn't drink and derive.
For drinking and deriving.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Red Red Wine!
Aerith-matic..
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."