Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

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What has long ears hops and likes websurfing?

The e-aster bunny.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

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What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

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What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."