Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why is Papyrus taller than Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

What is the most faithful insect?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."