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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why bother?

They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

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Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.