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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance?

Nobody. He was too 'Freud.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.