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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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Why did the seamen cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What did a chemist say to a deaf guy?

Does it matter

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied