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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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How much will that be?

Asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.