March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.