What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

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Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.