What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.