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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99