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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

A salad-manager

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.