What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing