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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.