What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.