What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.