Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is the advantage that Mexican workers have over everyone else?

Their "Senor"ity!

What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

What do you call making your booty clap for likes and upvotes?

Social netwerking

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas