Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Scissor me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers.

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Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

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What does an r/frog say?

Reddit, reddit

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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Which mafia boss came with all the dlc?

John Goty

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

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How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.