Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a can made in Mexico?

A Mexican.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the cabbage whistle?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.