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Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?

My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What is the best Spanish joke you've ever heard?

I couldnt find the Spanish section of reddit

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)