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Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How to ruin a joke on Reddit?

Misspell the paunch line.

What's white, blue, and red all over?

REDdit.

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up an accordion

Upvote Jokes More Upvote Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology