Ceasar Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Little Ceasar Jokes More Little Ceasar Jokes

How do you cut pizza?

With Little Ceasar's.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!