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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

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How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

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Why aren't there any Republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...