What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future