Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.