His mother told him to hit the hay.
By the "M" on his pajamas.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
2nd base.
Ice cubes.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
A shaggy dogs tale!
So you could hit the sack.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
You can punch information into a computer.
Dual air bags.
Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
You get a Christian Bale