What kind of dance does your mother do?

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What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.