What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.