What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.