What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What's a Buddhist's favorite physics law?

Om's Law.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is its own pun-ishment.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.