What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

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Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.