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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk!

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.