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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!