Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because he doesn't want to be spotted
Looks over both shoulders....
M'self
So they fit in the box.
They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.
At the ugly parlour.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
Because his nuts were in his neck!
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
