Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray?

A box of crayons.

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.