Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.