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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.