Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

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How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.