Life is like a box of chocolates...
Because it can't float.
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
When life's getting a little ruff...
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
The warning label.
The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"
Boxing Midgets.
A Coconut.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.
Algorithm.