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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

What's on a gangster artist's t-shirt?

Still Life.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

The warning label.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Algorithm Jokes More Algorithm Jokes

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.