What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Why did the PI detective cross the road?

He needed to keep up with Jenny's U-turns.

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Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

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What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.