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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.