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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

You get light music.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.