What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.