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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

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How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

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What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.