What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!