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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard