What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila