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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did the Mexican push his wife over the bridge?

Tequila

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!