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What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.