What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

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What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.