What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!