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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.