Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

You don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E