Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.