Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb?

Pi

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.