Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How does a mathematician get Tan?

Sin/Cos

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Plot Jokes More Plot Jokes

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.