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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

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What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E