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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Somewhere between 0 and infinity.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What makes an ink joke so funny?

The plot.