What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!