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What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

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The plot.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.