Iran Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What country do I live?

Iran

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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