Iran Jokes

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

How did I get out of Iraq?

Iran

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

What country do I live?

Iran

Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

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How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

How did I get out of Afghanistan?

Iran.

Why is Iran called Iran?

Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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So the dishwasher matches the appliances

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover?

Give her a shovel...

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

Jc Penny Jokes More Jc Penny Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Iran?

Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

What do you call a nerd after highschool?

Boss