Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

What's the square root of 69?

Ate something.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!

Oman Jokes More Oman Jokes

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.