Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Bounty Jokes More Bounty Jokes

What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.