Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq?

Because there are too many targets.