Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

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What do you call an Arab oil baron with Parkinson's?

Sheik Shake

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

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What was so special about Bounty's new line of paper towels?

Nothing they were tearable.

What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head?

A towel head.

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.