Middle Eastern Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Sandwitch Jokes More Sandwitch Jokes

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

Sandwitch

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

They both capture the moment.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Middle Eastern Man Jokes More Middle Eastern Man Jokes

What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why should honeymoons only last six days?

Because seven days makes a hole weak.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!