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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

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What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring