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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.