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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

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Why do arabs use Colgate before going to the airport?

Because it provides cavity protection

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring