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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

What do you call a gang of tires?

A rubber band

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.