What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

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How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What do you call a tire named after Ferris Bueller?

A Ferris Wheel.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.