What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women?

A little bizar

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.