What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!