What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why did the lights go out?

Because they liked each other.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth?

Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.