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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

What do you call a happy Russian?

Gladimir Putin!

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

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What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight