What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.