Light bulbs
Putin! Putin!
Dimitrees
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Zero, its already lit
A Khalculator
Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Blow it out, it'll be delighted
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.