How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

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Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

What should I do?

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.