How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.