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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes eight million years.

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned