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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!