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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!