What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.