What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does a 1337 pirate call his friends?

M80

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.