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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

How many PETA memebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. PETA can't change anything.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call your friend Splee at a soiree?

A PARTY SPLUNGE!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.