What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

How many femenists does it really take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.