What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

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Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.