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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....