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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.