What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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He would never leave his woes behind.

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Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....