What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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You hang around here while I go on ahead.

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Let's hang.

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Do you want to be black, or white

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Four different answers

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....