Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

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What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?

Kate's back.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.