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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Crow Bar Jokes More Crow Bar Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar