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Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

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How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.

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What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.