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Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Iowa Jokes More Iowa Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

He got toad

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?