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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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What does a ghost say after a bad joke?

Booo

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in One Direction?

Jail break.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.