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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives