What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

How do you make a Gorilla laugh?

Tell it an elephant joke!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.