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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?

A get wellephant!

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM