What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives