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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

Gouda Jokes More Gouda Jokes

What does cheese say when you take its picture?

Make sure you get my Gouda side!

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Cheddar Jokes More Cheddar Jokes

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Battle Royale Jokes More Battle Royale Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.