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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated