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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

To keep the swelling down.

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.