What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What is an Eskimos best friend?

Pol ice

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars