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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In the mush room!

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated