What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What did one orange say to the other orange?

Do you speak Mandarin

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...