What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.