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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Which 20th century President's wife looked like she could have been LGBT?

Eleanor Brucevelt.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.