What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?

It has a blue light!

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.