What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

Tangerine

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'