Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
He has one clean finger
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
A naughty bus
Because they are made to concentrate.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
They are both over the counter strike
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
