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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Young Witch Jokes More Young Witch Jokes

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.