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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Young Witch Jokes More Young Witch Jokes

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!