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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Young Witch Jokes More Young Witch Jokes

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!