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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Young Witch Jokes More Young Witch Jokes

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!