What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.