What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

What do you say to two dust particles making out in the street?

Get a broom, you two.

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Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!