Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car
A Sweeping Generalization.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
Are you going out tonight
And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'
Because it's baby food.
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Not breaking up
She had never learned to spell properly.
