Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.