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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Baby Food Jokes More Baby Food Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.