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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Whose mother likes rap music?

Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.

Baby Food Jokes More Baby Food Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.