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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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How do you make a rabbit fast?

Don't feed it.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!

Baby Food Jokes More Baby Food Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.