Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.