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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

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What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What have you been feeding him?

Me: Egg shells.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.