What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

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What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.