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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

Tppppthh...."spit sound"

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!