What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

That hit the spot.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What did the cow say when she saw the Dalmatian?

Dam... I got to get in shape!