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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!