What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It isn't hard

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!