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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What is white and interferes with the meal?

An avalanche.

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Dalmatian Jokes More Dalmatian Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Where do Dalmatians get their music from?

Spotify.