What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants