On the range
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The meal would fallout of flavor.
Meals on Wheels
Meals on wheels
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
An avalanche.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
A bodybag
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.
Fettuccini Alfedora.
He's
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he made the First Order!
That hit the spots!
They go back four seconds.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Meals on wheels...
I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
Tips waitress*
Check, mate.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Meals on wheels.
Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
Fission chips.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
A sandy hook.
Vee have vays of making you tock!
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Because usually they're stuck with reservations.
Just be *honest* with it man...
One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.
Smashed potatoes.
Allo-cate
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Congee-gal visit
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
