On the range
The meal would fallout of flavor.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
An avalanche.
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.
Fettuccini Alfedora.
He's
Because he made the First Order!
That hit the spots!
They go back four seconds.
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
Check, mate.
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Meals on wheels.
Please get out of the swimming pool
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Teaching the chicken to cook
Because he is not a cook.
The deputy head!
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Artificial celery
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Women Say the Darndest Things
Bang! (!)
Okra Gangnam Style
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
Bn. (B "atma" n)
Cook-a-doodle-do!
A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.
