The meal would fallout of flavor.
Chair-y
How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.
A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)
If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!
Strawberry Filled forever!
The lid said, "Twist to open."
You twist its knob. edit: grammar
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
HeHe
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
It was stuck to the chicken.
A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Vladimir Puddin'
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
A Bill Cosby.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Because 7 8 9 A.
