Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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Chicken Broth Jokes More Chicken Broth Jokes

What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth?

What flavor au jus?

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Roofy Jokes More Roofy Jokes

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...