Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5

Inspire Jokes More Inspire Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss