Flavor Jokes

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

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What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

What flavor gum does the President prefer?

Governmint Ill walk myself to the nearest border

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Hannibal Lecter Jokes More Hannibal Lecter Jokes

What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

Salsa Jokes More Salsa Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

Ex-spearmints

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!