What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

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What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.