Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!