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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

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Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!