Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

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Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)