Stress Jokes

Why don't violists get stressed?

Because they have nothing to fret about!

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Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there! Canon! Canon who?

Canon open the door then

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Current Event Jokes More Current Event Jokes

What do corals get stressed about?

Current events.

What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are hands so important?

You always need them for thumb finger another.

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.