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What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Why do molluscs only think of themselves?

Because they're shellfish

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."