What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."