What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What do you call a hard working midget?

A little elbow grease just thought of this one

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

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What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them