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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for Halloween!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why is one side of the flying-V longer than the other?

Because there's more birds in it.

Where do birds invest their money?

In the stork market!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.