What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?

The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!