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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What do Mountain folk do on Halloween?

Pumpkin.

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.