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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Why doesn't India celebrate Halloween?

No Gandhi

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.