What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...