What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."