What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.