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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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On his flying saucer.

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Everyone got swine flu

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A Crane.

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A bird can fly.

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They took my hijab!

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

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What does K-mart stand for?

Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland