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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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Because he was Snow'den.

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He had to parrot.

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Pollution.

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What does K-mart stand for?

Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too