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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

How do birds learn to fly?

They just wing it.

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Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

Cuz they're always flockin' around

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland

What does K-mart stand for?

Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too