Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins