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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)