Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

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Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.