Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why can't mimes finish marathons?

Because they can't get past "the wall".

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.