Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Who's there! Anna! Anna who?

Annather brick in the wall!

How do black people get to Hogwarts?

They go through wall 9 3/5

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry