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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Albert Einstein Jokes More Albert Einstein Jokes

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!