Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

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Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

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What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative