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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

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How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.