Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

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What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)