Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why can't Albert Einstein drive?

Because he never learned.

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.