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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!