How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do French poodles greet each other?

Bone-jour.

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Why are violas so large?

It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.