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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Viola Jokes More Viola Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

What do you call a person who plays the viola?

A violator.

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative