How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

The vegetable garden.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it