How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What are you doing on your phone?

Bugs Bunny replies, "Eh, Whatsapp Doc."

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."