How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

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What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

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How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."