How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

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What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?

Yello?

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Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.