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Cello Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."